Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Taxonomy of an Ikea Shopper

Ikea emptor collegitates
The female blows her carefully calculated budget on Ådoräble textiles...

Duckbill Anthology

Sunday, October 25, 2015


On our anniversary, we go to a motel. Not to be romantic or deviant...
Vine Leaves Literary Journal

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Spin, Baby, Spin

We hold our arms like we’ve been crucified, throw our heads back, and spin ourselves round and round.
Mash Stories

Sunday, May 24, 2015


Margie jabbed the button for the walk signal. She thought of the filet she splurged on...
Every Day Fiction

Saturday, March 7, 2015

Head Games

Depending on which shrink was taking Mom’s insurance that year, Jackie was schizophrenic or manic or borderline.
Mash Stories

Monday, February 2, 2015

Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep


I spit the word like it’s the eleventh plague when Brian finds me huddled on the couch in the morning.

Mash Stories